"Good morning CityFail commuters. The train on platform no. 3 is running approximately 14 mins late."
Ah... It's not a good day if I actually arrive to work on time. And CityFail succeeds in never letting me do so! Without any kind of explanation for the delay they deliver a daily service of shoddiness.
Better yet, once the train does arrive, it's every man, dog and horse for themselves! Some old man this morning, made good and proper use of his cane on the back of my boyfriends heels.
Perhaps CityFail should provide a ticket service, first in first served, in order to prevent the daily peak hour carnage. It's a blood bath as people claw, rip and gnash their way into the carriage, vying for any pocket of space to sit or stand, most days not mattering if that pocket is on top of someone else!
As much fun as the struggle is, I can't wait till someone invents a transporter like in Star Trek, and I can get from A to B without the blood, sweat and tears :P
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