Do people not brush their teeth before leaving their households anymore? Or is it that the minty fresh of toothpaste and mouth wash dissipates a little too quickly??
It was so bad on my first train that it seemed to envelope the whole carriage! And then when I changed lines it seemed to follow me like... haha like a bad smell (baddoomp chhhhaaaa!)
In fact for a second I thought it was me as it lingered. Then I realised my mouth was closed and unless the old snoz can emit smells now as well as breathing them in, I was safe. For a few minutes anyway.
Some dude with base blaring headphones decided my seat offered optimum cushioning for his arse and plonked down next to me. And rather than breathing through his nose (which you know most of us learnt the day we were born) he breathed through his mouth and dispelled a whole lotta bad cow faeces air my way. Stalker breathing is not cool people! Remember sane people breathe through their nose. The only time its ok to breathe through your mouth is when you have a cold and even then you should be living in a bubble so as not to infect anyone else ;)
